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Someone who is always touching a kitten, possibly in an inappropriate manor.
Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.
Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.
John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
One who relieves small fluffy squirrel mammals of all life force, done by wrapping the hands around it's neck in a violent manner.
Guy one- Tom Cruise is such a SquirrelChoker
Guy two- Ya he choked his squirrel all night.
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