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CockSock

A "CockSock" is jargon for a condom that you would place on a male's penis.

The name draws from the comparison of applying your feet with a sock to putting a condom on the cock with both being practical as protection as well as both being rippable due to lack of care.

Could we hold on the engaging contact honeysuckles while I put on my "cocksock" for hopeful prevention of accidental pregnancy.

Here Billy, take this "cocksock" with you incase you score a winner with someone tonight.

by Squirrelpower September 14, 2008

4πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Full of Nothing

A term to state that someone your attempting to communicate with is speaking nonsense/bullshit.

The sentences you've been hearing from someone is empty and meaningless in relation to a subject or general taboo talk .

You sir are full of nothing in your exclaimations towards your degrading film critque of the classic, "Psycho".

Cease yourself from your full of nothing significant to say rambles of yourself and your daily hackneyed life routine.

by Squirrelpower July 31, 2008

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Phoney Baloney

A substitute to the word "lie/s" and to a extent "bullshit". When presented with false-hood information and wanting to declare that all that was said is classified as a lie.

Whats with all the "phoney baloney" that your providing me with, I trusted you with my posessions and i blatantly see a dent on my car.

Thats "phoney baloney" to your claim of being hurt from my mini jab to your shoulder

by Squirrelpower February 17, 2008

80πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


TurdBerries

Another name for the chunk(s) ventilated out of our bodies bottom gap hole.

It can also be said in the term of a cover up for a swearword when needing to exhaust an infuriational comment.

(After toilet evacuating) What was that honeybuns? I was pushing out my turdberries for you to clean up as I misfired my shots into the bog.

Ohhh Turdberries, you saw the diabolical trap I set for your demise.

by Squirrelpower August 15, 2008


Be-Bitching

A slang version of the word "bewitching" with the meaning of nagging/complaining/arguing in the present tense.

She be-bitching over why we did not engage in bed last night.

by Squirrelpower February 4, 2008


Hunk of Junk

A expressive dismay over a tv show/film/magazine article/music/the hairstyle you've ended up with after paying for and etc.

The saying that what you've experienced yourself through,heard of or from is a load of rubbish, shit, poo, garbage (again etc).

To shorten or euphemise the term further would be to say it as a "Hunka Junk".

The recently released movie with the stereotyped gun's and blood criminals along with the hero saving the victim from peril is a "hunk of junk".

The "hunk of junk" that tv broadcasts in the present day would even shame the inventor.

Our vechile sure is a "hunk of junk" and I am not saying that as it being scrap metal.

by Squirrelpower August 9, 2008

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Monday to friday

Monday to friday makes for a euphemism of 'motherfucking hell' which reflects the general notion the working life some may lead towards duty.

Oh 'monday to friday' about the bosses duties, can he not relax a little.

How in the 'monday to friday' are we supposed to achieve this duty.

by Squirrelpower September 26, 2011

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž