Freakin' A

A Valley Girl's favorite word (besides pink)

Oh my GOD! I broke a nail, Freakin' A!

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fathead

1. A whack job jackass with an ego the size of Wyoming and an IQ that a refrigerator would laugh at.
2. Let's look at our Head of the Executive Branch, shall we?

If you have to look down here for an EXAMPLE, shame! Go be stupid somewhere else!

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homie

The one person who will bail you out of jail when you killed eight of the zoo's wild chimps in a drunken rage because 'those fat ass heiffers owed you money'.

Biscuit. Hey man, you know who you are. Much love.

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Eminem

I think I will allow Stewie Griffin to explain this one.

"Eminem and 50 Cent wouldn't know a proper lyric if it crawled up their ass and brought them to orgasm through prostate stimulation."

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Paris Hilton

A crotch-pheasant who has the IQ of a squashed jackolantern. Looks quite similar to that ugly little dog she carries with her. Adores pink. Has absolutely no use for underwear.

'She's been with forty men, and she's not even out of junior high!'
'Definetely a Paris Hilton, that one.'

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freakin' sweet

Family guy's greatest song. EVER.

"I recognize that tone. Tonight I sleep alone, but still this HOUSE is FREAKIN' SWEEEEEEEEET!"

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Creed

What was an awesome band until they got big ass ego's and decided they weren't gonna do it for the faith anymore. DAMN YOU! Thankfully, at least Mark Tremonti and Scott Phillips can still be heard in what is now Alter Bridge. :D

Dude, lead singer may have been suckish at times, but listen to the LYRICS. My Own Prison. Kick ass.

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