Skooshy Cream

A Scottish term for whipped cream in a can.

Scotsman: Cuid ye gimme th' Skooshy Cream?
American: huh?
Scotsman *slams hands on table: A'm waantin' some o` yer sweet sauce. Th' nectar o' th' gods. A'm waantin' whit na jimmy kin hae, bit a' jimmy crave. A'm waantin' th' skoosh. A'm waantin' that precious aerated mixture o' dairy 'n' nitrogen.

American: -_- I hate when you do this. (passes Skooshy Cream)
Scotsman: Ta. (proceeds to put Skooshy Cream on his Ice cream)

16👍 3👎

Squirty Cream

While many Americans will simply call whipped cream in a can “whipped cream”, hilariously, parts of the UK call it “squirty cream”.

Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.

#freesquirtycream

Guy 1: Hey mate, could you pass the squirty cream
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks

Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.

38👍 10👎