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Squatrock

A sexual position and or action. A woman is laying face down. Hips rolled so her ass and vagina are as accessible as possible. while the partner squats behind over her thighs and ass, inserting the penis in her ass or vagina allowing the use of his body weight to increase the force behind his thrusting for maximum penetration. However with extremely long members, some may not be able to completely insert due to lack of vaginal depth.

Chelsea: Wow your hard! Wanna fuck, I’m fixed you don’t need a condom, any position will be great!
BBC:Cool! Can you handle the SquatRock

Chelsea: We can try:
BBC:it’s like the Mexican BullDog -Lay facedown -ass up - I will squat over you and burry it inside ya! If your not deep enough, that’s what your ass is for!

by Squirtysquirts November 29, 2023


Flaploin

A small dish towel that resembles a loincloth or free air flow garment that tucks under the bellyflap.the lap over holds it in place.

Hey Tom, are you wearing nothing but a dish towel? Nah bro it’s a Flaploin. Helps air out the goods!

by Squirtysquirts January 3, 2021


D1 Darcy

A derogatory reference to a Large, big boned, always hungry, thick pawg (phat ass white girl) that has enough manly features and behavior that could easily pass for a male division one college football athlete. Specifically an offensive - defensive lineman that has janky, trailer park, lower class attitude or demeanor.

Okie J: Bro we should find some party supplies, got a hook up?
John Owen: Call D1… ya know … D1 Darcy. That big girl tall Amazon looking defensive tackle with tits a few streets over.
Okie J: Haha.. u mean the ugly chick one that’s like 6’3 370lbs with a mustache and short hair.

John Owen: No that’s her cousin, D1 Darcy is Phat assed one with the weird tat… you know her, the girl next door, that should have played college football.
Okie J: Damn Darcy could have went D1. Alabama or Oklahoma maybe!

by Squirtysquirts November 29, 2023