Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

wuhan girl

Any lady who wears a piece of non conforming personal protective equipment (such as a bin bag or flannel mask) in a public place.

Oh look Darling! (Points at woman in pointless ppe) There's Wuhan girl!