Fuckboy

Your semi-young douchebag boss that probably has a full head of salt and pepper hair who takes better care of his car than you do anything you own. He only addresses you when he needs something, ignores your emails, and pretends you don’t exist other than to serve him. He has some basic ass name like Jim, Bob, or Jeff. He shows you attention only when it suits him, never says anything nice about you to his friends or your coworkers.

“Did you get a response to your email?”

“No. Jeff is a fuckboy.”