charmin hater

A person who hates Cathrine Camp for stuffing her bra with used charmin toilet paper.

Cathrine Camp
In my pants
Sucks it good
Bobs on my wood
And eats shit coverd underwear while masterbating hampsters

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Red Dragon

You cum in a girl's face, then give her a bloody nose.

That bitch bitched at me when I have her a Red Dragon. She needed a nose job, anyways.

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Tobaggan

You're having sex at the top of the stairs and you push your partner and ride them down the stairs while continuing to have sex with them.

It's fun.

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Table Time

This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.

It's fun.

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The Gummy Sue

Okay, well when a girl is about to give you dome, you punch out a ll of her teeth. Apparently it makes for a "smoother ride".

Disgusting stuff.

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Cleavland Steamer

When you take take a shit of the chest of another human and rub the feces all over their body.

I gave your sister a Cleavland Steamer.. and she liked it!

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Irish Tuck

In an emergency situation when a guy pops a boner, tuck it up into the waist band of your pants to avaoid making it obvious that you can't control yourself.

"My sister bent over and her tit fell out so I had to pull and Irish Tuck so she wouldn't know I was a perv and checking out my sister." -Dave

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