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You cum in a girl's face, then give her a bloody nose.
That bitch bitched at me when I have her a Red Dragon. She needed a nose job, anyways.
52π 99π
This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.
It's fun.
18π 40π
Okay, well when a girl is about to give you dome, you punch out a ll of her teeth. Apparently it makes for a "smoother ride".
3π 4π
In an emergency situation when a guy pops a boner, tuck it up into the waist band of your pants to avaoid making it obvious that you can't control yourself.
"My sister bent over and her tit fell out so I had to pull and Irish Tuck so she wouldn't know I was a perv and checking out my sister." -Dave
57π 120π
When you take take a shit of the chest of another human and rub the feces all over their body.
I gave your sister a Cleavland Steamer.. and she liked it!
162π 219π
The best of both worlds. You're banging a girl in the pooper while she is making you a sandwich.
6π 4π
You're having sex at the top of the stairs and you push your partner and ride them down the stairs while continuing to have sex with them.
It's fun.
163π 62π