poop chute pirate

one who pilages and plunders the poop chute

After the poop chute pirates were done with him, he couldnt sit for weeks

Ess

The mythical, nocturnal, feline fornicating beast

I will tell my children stories of Ess to get them to behave.

valgov

All inclusive pronoun

What the valgov!

I want to valgov to the YMCA

I intend on valgoving tonight