Sean Avery

1. -verb: To play in the NHL and try to get away with little league tactics, forcing the NHL to create a rule because you have no respect for the game of Hockey.

2. "An unsportsmanlike conduct minor penalty (Rule 75) will be interpreted and applied, effective immediately, to a situation when an offensive player positions himself facing the opposition goaltender and engages in actions such as waving his arms or stick in front of the goaltender's face, for the purpose of improperly interfering with and/or distracting the goaltender as opposed to positioning himself to try to make a play."

Did you see the game last night? Sean Avery pulled a Sean Avery but the Devils still won, what a mayor of douchebagville.

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Layoff Buffer

The group of incompetent, idiots at your workplace who will be laid off before you.

Worker 1: Did you see how bad Brian's latest project has gotten?
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.