The Stabler

A haircut reserved for top detectives, usually in the NYPD Special Victims Unit. It consists of having the front-half of one's head shaved, coupled with a gradually receeding hairline. Brings one the power to knock random, innocent citizens around without a warrent, or frankly, even reason.

Elliot became a douche lately. Ever since he got The Stabler, he has been shoving people into walls and asking them where the knife is. I don't know.

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