Canada

A country with a lot of moose and syrup

News Reporter: Today in Canada a flock of wild moosen was found drinking syrup

Bob: No way, that would only happen in Canada

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Deal me in

A phrase used while playing "Super Mario Bros" requesting another player to pop the bubble you are in

guy: Bro deal me in before you die
other guy: Nah brotha I got this

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Snarfing

The act of snacking aggressively, especially on chip items.

Gal: *snarf* *snarf * *snarf*

Gal 2: Dood I know you're hungry but you've got to stop snarfing those hint o lime chips

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Maureen

Maureen is all around an amazing person. She basically combines all the best traits a person could have. First off, she’s unbelievably kind and nice. I guarantee you will not meet anyone sweeter than Maureen. Second, she’s smart. She loves to read more than anything, and is happy to geek out with you about anything. Third, she’s beautiful. Maureen has the most amazing eyes I have ever seen, and the cutest smile of all time. Fourth, she has a super chill personality. Maureen gets along with pretty much everyone, and everyone gets along with her. Fifth, she’s super funny. Maureen can always get me to laugh with her puns, and sometimes even just looking at her can make me laugh with happiness. There are a bunch more things that make Maureen great, but these are my favorites. ❤️

Man, I’m so happy Maureen is my gf.

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