C.A.B.

A C.A.B. is a Clown Ass Bitch. Typically someone can be identified as a C.A.B. if they don't act right in social situations, if they are a habitual line-stepper or if their clothing choices are not deemed acceptable by their peers.

Did you see that C.A.B. with the teal flip flops walking by earlier? You better check that fool the next time you see him.

albuquerque miracle

This is when you go to Albuquerque, New Mexico and bang a woman, her mom, and her cousin in the same night; afterward receiving twenty dollars for cab fare from each woman to leave the general area. Good luck.

I went to New Mexico and pulled off the Albuquerque Miracle.

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Power Cuck

Unlike a beta cuck who is typically forced into watching his significant other have sex with other men, the power cuck invites these encounters and enjoys watching his woman get pleasured by others as he sees her only as an object.

My buddy just told me that he invited a group of homeless men over to have sex with his wife. I always knew he was a power cuck.

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Titorade

This is a mixed drink that mixes Tito’s Vodka and any flavor of gatorade.

How can I get drunk and stay hydrated at the same time? Pass me the Titorade.