Super Sunday

Term used to describe two heterosexual males meeting up in a Nissan (or Ford) for drinks and snacks.

J: Are you working on Monday?
R: No ma man.

J: Fancy a prosecco?
R: And football?
J: Pogba and Prosecco?
R: Ma man
J: Love a Super Sunday

Cap rash

A term used to describe a cranial lesion which can result from wearing a hat too small for ones head. Also common amongst festival-goers who attach a cap tightly to their head to reduce the chances of pilfering by a less desirable other.

What's wrong with your head Dave?
Ahhh... Cap rash.