Jimmy

Jimmy , a man with a chin bigger than his cock, well known for having crusty sweetcorn smelling of Clewers arse hanging off it, calls himself the Hornet cos he likes to stick his his stinger in any old minger.

I stunk of shit this morning, I think Jimmy has Wiped his big chinny on me.

Vidal

Vidal a man who uses his flowing blond locks to seduce all the local hoes and camel toes , not blessed with a big todger but hell he can Roger.

The way her crusty camel toe is pulsating I can only guess she’s seen Vidal.

Joner

Joner the boner will shag his mates missus and feel no guilt, dipping back in whenever it suits him, a love god to the local slappers only Babber to go for the full set.

Did you see Joner the boner last night, he pummelled her crusty kebab big time.