Pn

Abbreviation for Private Note

I sent a PN to my girl friend

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dale

Another word for a vagina (Dale is the phoenetic spelling)

Sitting on a bus the other day I overheard two young men talking.
They had spotted a very attractive woman getting on to the bus.
I heard one say to his friend " I would love to rut her dale "

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Hof

Abbreviation for Hello old friend

I met someone I had not seen for a couple of months. I said " Hof "

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Tempo

An intimate statement made by a very sexy woman, more than possibly a nymphomaniac, ready to accept all the guys at the same time " They're entering my personal orifices "

The local nympho was in bed with several guys who had met her in the pub. She was a good multitasker and found a short space of time to text a message to her mate. The message read
" Tempo "

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seet

sexual experiences exciting thunderflashes

The sexspecialist and I had some great seet

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hyal

This is an old expression used by prostitutes " Have you a light? "

Tonight I was walking a few yards to my home. After I had crossed the road from the Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down in the north of Ireland where I had been having a few pints in excellent company, I was stopped by a young girl, probably jail bait, who said " HYAL" She ran her hand down my side as I lit her cigarette. She was with another girl and a young man who said " Leave him alone." Later when I went to empty rubbish in the bin I met the two girls walking back up the street. They had been unable to buy a lighter in the Enterprise, another bar were under age. I had two lighters in my pocket so I gave them one of these as a present as I do not like to see a smoker stuck without a light.

hahcaagny

Have a Happy Christmas and a Great New Year
Hahcaagny is pronounced " hah cagney " although if one wishes the double " a " may be emphasised. In the seasonal every day speech hahcaagney leaves more air in your lungs than the usual greetings.

The snow was falling heavily. It had been falling for several hours and was lying on the ground. The revellers were heading from one office party to another before the start of the seasonal holidays. Several of them could be heard calling " hahcaagny " to their friends