lotion emotion

Intense sexual arousal at an inopportune time, resulting in the urge in a male to go to a private spot and masturbate, often with lotion.

I got a serious lotion emotion from that married girl that trained me in on the new phone system at work.

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Gudging

Portmanteau of "geek" and "judging".

It describes an instance when one geek with a sad pop culture obsession is judged by another geek to be below him on some social ladder even though he also has a pop culture obsession that to the outside observer is equally sad.

Space 1999 fan:You collect Alien Nation memorabilia? That's really pathetic.
Alien Nation fan:Man, stop gudging.

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