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16-25 year old white male who most likely drives a jetta, focus, SUV, or some kind of truck, any "sweet ass ride will do." bro's typically wear hollister, abercrombie and fitch, lots of college shirts, or high school shirts, maybe even a skater shirt, or just a plain t-shirt or hoody. fitted jeans gel in the hair and spiked up most of the time, if they arent wearing a backwards hat. these waist of sperm and egg human beings are always trying to prove their manhood. think its cool to work out, and really want to fit in with blue collar working people. they are always jealous of their girlfriends. if their girlfriends talk to their friends, ex-boyfriends, or any guy in general they most likely get really pissed off, and punch shit, or try to fight someone. the reason for this is because they are all extremely insecure and probably gay. all white sneakers are a must, probably skater shoes, or brown dress shoes such as doc martens. bro's love watching "THE GAME" whether its football baseball basketball or even gay shit like golf and get extremely into it. they think they are the ultimate partiers, but in reality are pathetic at life. they usually pick their places of employment at stores in the mall, grocery stores, or gas stations. they also listen to rap, or the radio, maybe even some country. their is nothing interesting about these kids, they are a completley average person, nothing special, they aren't better then anyone, they are a person and that's it.

"hey bro, you wanna come over and watch the game with me and drink a couple beers?!"

by StandURground October 29, 2008

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