Paycheck Player

An athlete, with a guaranteed contract, whose talent level has severely declined but is still on their team's active roster because cutting them would impact the team's salary cap more than retaining them would. Paycheck players often check out during games and don't pull their full effort into their performance knowing that they're only viewed as dead weight for their team by fans and management. They nonetheless show up and put in minimal effort to keep up appearances and continue to get overpaid.

At this point in his career, Kirk Cousins is nothing more than a paycheck player for the Minnesota Vikings at quarterback.

chamanna

Really just a sassy personality.

And she smokes way too much.
She’s a combination of a lot of different red flags.

I can’t stand her.

Yeah she’s such a Chamanna

asian curve

The curve of expectations with regards to schoolwork stereotypically set by someone of asian decent that makes everyone else look bad with relation to effort, commitment, and final product.

"Man, I hate that we only have two weeks to do this project. I hope Cindy doesn't set the asian curve too high so all of our projects don't look like crap in comparison.

Knock Off News

1. A news article with an attached headline that's written for the purpose of being passed off as a significant piece of news; i.e. click bait.

2. A piece of news that resembles quality news but lacks thorough reasoning and explanation as to why it should be considered significant to the reader or viewer. Usually takes much less time and effort to write about then a significant piece of news; i.e. yellow journalism.

3. News that lacks basic citation and sourcing techniques, opting for unverified primary or secondary sources in order to increase the speed at which the article or social media post is published. Might be written for the intended purpose of progressing a personal stance on a subject that would otherwise be impossible if the news were properly sourced; i.e. fake news.

4. A cheap imitation of a piece of quality news. Written with lower grammatical and spelling standards than the original piece of quality news. Derived from primary source articles without proper citation back to the original article. Often found on sites with business practices that are based around publishing trending stories en masse as they begin to go viral online; i.e content farms.

6. Advertisements and editorials that are written with the intent to be seen as quality news. While they may contain a proper citation, they are often written and placed in such a manner that they go unnoticed by the average reader or viewer; i.e. advertorial.

"This story on the local news about a local dog show seems like knock off news and is a waste of my time."

wifeycracker

One who is marred to ytcracker, thus being the "wifey" of ytcracker.

See also babycracker.

ytcracker and wifeycracker and lil' babycracker showed up at the party, so everyone was jazzed about that.

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cardboard catwalk

An ode to the 1980s style of breakdancing on a flaten piece of cardboard in the streets. The act of impressing a boy/girl by showcasing how well they can dance.

Dalton: Hey Luke, how the hell are you going to impress Kacie?

Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.

Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.

Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.

babycracker

One who is the child of ytcracker, and being still yet of age considered a "baby".

See also wifeycracker.

ytcracker and wifeycracker and lil' babycracker showed up at the party, so everyone was jazzed about that!

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