The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.
I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.
A leftover Turd in a bathroom toilet.
Oh man... someone left a nasty Bowl Biscuit in the shitter. I had better flush it down...
Turd Poo Dump Crap Shit