Tim Thomas

Probably one of the most overratted, underachieveing, over-payed players in the NBA. And of course, the Knicks salavate over guys like this. I have never heard the word "potential" used so much on a player before. He will never, ever live up to his "pontential."

Fan 1: man that guy is doggin it out there... it looks like he should be dominating everyone that guards him.
Fan 2: Yea, he's really pullin a Tim Thomas right now.

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My car is slow bai

"my car is slow" is a relative statement. It's true, of course, since the person who used it will have something to compare it with;

Concord at speed or Formula One car driven hard.

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Toy Destruction

Noun. The practice of those who own and operate www.toydestruction.com

That was some damn good Toy Destruction Ezekiel!

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Skipper Junior

Usually refers to a kid who enjoys the art of masturbation. Lives with korean peolple and takes it in the ass.

That kid is a Skipper Junior.

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garbology

the study of garbage

The trashy hooker went to school to major in garbology.

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jitty

like it up the jitty!

when he was bad he was often taking up the jitty.

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jawknee

Noun. Someone who uses large fonts, hackneyed arguments, bad logic, and an air of superiority to make up for his total lack of friends. Furthermore, this type of person is only enjoyed by those who have an IQ lower than his or her own. Consequently, the only company that a "jawknee" usually has is a single cancerous ferret.

So and so proved themselves to be an incontrovertible jawknee with an incredible display of incoherent, anal retentive intellectual debauchery that transcended anything previously witnessed in the history of mankind.

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