A person of the male persuasion that all the ladies want to get with.
It also relates to the act of lightly tickling a ladies labia minora.
A lady: Damn, that Sam Stanton is such a Minge tease!
Another Lady: I know, i want to make sexy time with that fine specimen of a man.
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To insert a full hand into ones rectum and move it round like stirring cake mix.
A squishy Langford is finished by one `licking the spoon`.
Dan: Oh man you should have seen it, she was screaming from that Squishy Langford i gave her.
Sam: Nice.
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