Nexted

A pop-culture reference to the not-so-popular MTV dating show "Next" that suggests one has dumped or "nexted" his or her spouse, lover, or romantic interest of the time being.

Rachel: "So what happened to that Joe guy you used to date."

Sarah: "Oh, he had crabs, so I totally nexted him."

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Oops

A one word euphemism for sexual intercourse, especially regarding drunken and unplanned encounters and/or one night stands. Seen mostly in text messages sent to one's best friend the day after commiting said drunken act.

sms from Brook to Jake: "Oops."
sms from Jake to Brook: "Who'd you fuck."

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Slutty Rampage

The period after every break-up in which an ex-participant partakes in massive amounts of fornication and/or sexual promiscuity. See also : rebound or winning-streak.

Sam: "Man, Janey, you've been sleeping around a lot lately."
Janey: "Yeah, Sam, I'm on my slutty rampage after Scott and I broke up."

Alex: "So what are you going to do now that you and Scott broke up?"
Janey: "I'm going to go on a slutty rampage, like usual."

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WPAC

Acronym for White People Are Crazy. Although started by a white, southern, gay boy, it is a term used exclusively by black people when they are witness to bizarre or obscure events in which white people participate and/or caucasian behavior in general.

Orangello: "Did u c Jim jump off dat building n2 a dumpster? Dat's sum str8 ^ WPAC shit."

(Translation: "Did you see Jim jump off that building into a dumpster? That's some straight up WPAC shit.)

TBS funny

Disregarding the TBS logo, TBS funny is the total opposite of funny. Perhaps unfunny. Also, a sarcastic remark to make when someone says something they think is funny, but definitely is not.

Jim: "Don't you love Chris Rock? Isnt he funny"

John: "Yeah man, he's TBS funny."

Snag and Suck

Hilarious and politically incorrect euphemism for abortion.

"Did you hear about Sally? She got the ole' Snag and Suck last Tuesday."

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Dickline

A period of time in which a person gets significantly less sex than usual; a decline in one's sex life.

"Now that Jim and I broke up, my life has been on the dickline, if you know what I mean."

"There has been a slight dickline in my sex life lately."

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