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A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there
"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"
The head of the penis. Usually purple
"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"
A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher
"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"
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A name only parents that don't give a shit about their child's future give their kid.
"I hate Brad, his face is covered in pimples and scabs and his dick is full of cheese
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The wiggliest organ in the human body, has purple at the end, is very veiny, is nestled on a VERY hairy ballsack, can squirt sour lemonade out of it's Jap Eye that can only be drunk by very special human beings, or it can squirt yummy goat's milk out, that is very nourishing to babies and little boys who have nothing else to do than drink their own penis made goats milk, and sell it to everyone in nice penis shaped bottles. Some penises are very special, and don't need a man to move around. They are called Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Wee Willy Winkee, and they are despised by all of humanity, even more than micro penises, and BBC's.
"OOOOWWWW!!!!!!! I got my wiggly little penis stuck in the elevator door, and now the whole shaft, not just the mushroom head, is purple!"
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Also spelled "Shlong", Schlong refers to a to the penis in general, but usually an exceptionally long penis, but one that lacks in girth
Friend: "Wow, your schlong is huge!"
Me: "Yeah, but it's too skinny"
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The yummiest type of pie ever. The one rule with it is that you never ask whose penis is in it
"When I eat my penis pie mummy, I like to munch on the balls and lick the purple mushroomheads"