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A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"
"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them
A penis that is very thin at the base, but gradually gets thicker until it looks like, well, a door knob, hence the name.
"I've got a nob and it's very wiggly
5π 1π
The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"
11π 2π
An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.
"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."
The colour of the Mushroom Head of the penis
"My Mushroom Head is purple, as it should be"
7π 4π
A childish name for a penis, more specifically, one with a tiny ballsack and a lot of pubes
"Stop smacking the goldfish with your willy, son