Purple Flag

Something that’s both the biggest red flag while being simultaneously the biggest green flag- depends on the persons perspective

A: “Dude my music taste is such a purple flag- I like the most saddening emo music but it’s also so good”
B: Lmao yeah it’s seriously the biggest red flag but honestly it’s so good it makes it green
A: That’s what I’m saying!!! I promise I’m not problematic.

Aoibhin

Aoibhin is a irish originated name she is a dark haired blue eyed giant that towers over everyone and thinks she’s the bean of the tower

Aoibhin is such a bean proper giant she is

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Corpse stuck in Scotland

When someone is unexpectedly really dry after periods of being radio silent; Abruptly stopping texting, calling, or any communication, sometimes in a cryptic way.

A: Ugh, she was supposed to get back from her trip a few days ago and I haven’t heard from her!
B: Has she become a corpse stuck in Scotland?
A: Yeah what the hell, it’s just like she up and died or something