Starcraft

The drug that is responsible for ruining the lives of many, most notably students. Also known as one of the world's most effective girlfriend-killers.

person 1: Hey man, you got a freakin' 12 on the last test...
person 2: goddamn starcraft...

person 1: what's the matter? where'd lindsey go?
person 2: (weeps) it was starcraft or her...

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