Ducktard

Woman Pouting lips in a photograph in an attempt to look more attractive but failing miserably.

Check out that drunk herd of ducktards.

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Batmaning

Standing on top of a building and looking down at a city for no explicable reason often to monologue or just pose.

Also known as, Dramatic High Perching, or spidermaning (although this typically involves a squat).

A: You see that new action movie?
B: Oh yeah, the main dude spends half the movie batmaning on buildings all around the city.
A: lol, looks cool though,

relationship munchausens

Noun, psychological condition.
1. Someone constantly finding or causing problems in an otherwise good relationship, in an effort to gain attention or sympathy, or because their standards are too high.
2. Someone dating people who are bad/wrong for them to create conflict. Out of stupidity or self-loathing.

"Did you hear? Joe and Sarah broke up"
"Yea, she's got relationship munchausens. They do this every couple of weeks then get back together a few days later."

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