Liberals

A group of politicians that in the US are wholly and completely devoted to ruining the country. They believe that poor people should have the rich people's money, because communism and socialism are such good ideas, right? Abortion is cool, but not cutting down a tree in their eyes.

Me: why are the taxes so damned high?

Friend: So your dead beat beaners next door can buy their food for free.

me: Who's idea was that?

Friend: The liberals.

Me: why are gas prices so damned high?

friend: because we can't harvest our own oil in America.

Me: why not?

You guessed it.

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