A smug a dry dwarf of a man. Says "I don't know " every other minute. Usually spotted at 7-11 around 9pm telling people he's horny.
You see that KIOLBASSA trying to grab my ass in the chip isle??
Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.
Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!
When a dude tries to walk past another dude in a crowded room and brushes his couch against their cock .
That dude just Loudermaned me.