Greatest No-Show on Turf

A play on the "Greatest Show on Turf" the Los Angeles (Then St. Louis) Rams nickname the Rams had from 1999-2001. In the 2018 NFL season, the Rams scored 30+ points a game, and were limited to only 3 in a losing effort to the New England Patriots 13-3 in the Super Bowl

"Did you watch the Superbowl last night?"..."Yeah, it was boring, the Rams were totally the Greatest No-Show on Turf"

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TB12

Nickname for New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, who wears Number 12, 6 Super Bowl wins and 9 total appearances.

"I don't know why there's still a discussion, TB12 is the greatest of all time"

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ASMR

Auto sensory meridian response ASMR are a series of noises made, that are supposedly meant to give the listener chills, the listener tends to binge watch these videos, and are in dire need of psychological help, because out of all the noises, these people find chewing and sounding like you have a horrid case of asthma satisfying

My girlfriend tried ASMR on me while I was sleeping, I woke up and cut my own damn ears of to get some peace and quiet.

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