Boob belt

A belt that a woman wears above her waist and below her breast, which makes her breast more noticeable.

-Damn Jenny's boobs look great
-Duh, she's wearing a boob belt

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shade running

Going from point A to B in as much shade as possible

-Why is Mike zig zagging all over the street?
-He's shade running.

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fixiefag

Those "trendy" kids who ride fixed-geared bikes thinking their the shit, when in fact they look retarded.

-You see that kid on that single speed bike, thinking he's cool and what-not?

-Yea he's a fixiefag

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California sucker punch

When the weather in California goes from a few day of heat(or cold) to the opposite leaving you saying "what the fuck is up with the weather?!?!"

What the hell man?!!? It was 98 yesterday and sunny as hell and today it's 65 and cloudy. Fuckin' california sucker punch

King Kong Complex

When a big(big being tall or large) guy is into short girls.

Jeff is 6'4"
Jeff is dating a girl that is 5'4"
Jeff has a king kong complex

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Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer

Eric I'm going to jihad ninja your ass

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Dancing Drunk

When some one is so intoxicated they think they can dance when in reality they can't. Normally seen at bars with live bands, but also seen at any establishment that serves liquor and has music.

Last Sunday I was at a bar and I shit you not there were twelve people dancing drunk.

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