Hippacrocapig

A munter who is so minging that she makes a bushpig look attractive. Usually is very smelly, with wild unkempt hair and toejam.

A cross between a hippo, crocodile and a pig.

Bob: Look at that old trout, she is such a Hippacrocapig, they wouldn't even let her into the circus. She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

George: Ah, but she has a kind face.

Bob: Yeah, the kind that's been hit with a shovel!

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