Sommfl

Story Of My Mother Fucking Life. similar to soml, but used in more ridiculous and intense situations.

Rob: Right as I was about to go down on her, her mom calls her on the phone crying and kills the whole mood.
Marty: SOMMFL man...

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Surprise Fireman

When you are nailing your girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back/ass (making her think you finished). Then when she turns around, blast her in the face with your actual load, completely surprising her like a fireman with his hose.

David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"

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