Mhm

What someone says to make you think that they actually care about what you’re saying when they really don’t..

“Hey Jimmy!”
“Mhm?”
“Did you know that yesterday i crapped my pants?”
“Mhm.”
“Did you listen to what i said?”

“Mhm.”
“Are you ignoring me?”
“Mhm.”

Shadquille O’Neil

Shadquille O’Neil, a man who shads his pants

Dude 1: Did you see that basketball game that Shaquille O’Neil played in?

Dude 2: Yeah! He shadded his pants!

Dude 3: Shadquille O’Neil…