Mitchell

Mitchell is cursed. Whoever's in the top of his command dies. Colonel Cue, Sergeant Harvey, they're all dead. But whatever happens, he lives. Some say it's just a coincidence and that there's no such thing as a curse, but others beg to differ.

Sergeant Mitchell in the flesh. Or rather, his remains.

Cone Artist

Someone who steals a traffic cone off the road and tries to sell it.

Bloke 1: "Is that guy selling stolen building equipment?"
Bloke 2: "What a cone artist."

Dave

White British male.

It's bakin', init Dave?

gamer

Verb: Destroy something/someone in an over-the-top or funny way. Can also be used as an exclamation.

With the RE5 Stun Rod, anything within melee range is instantly G A M E R E D.

*kills a sniper with a Holy Mackerel critical hit* "Gamered."