Rest in spaghetti

When something goes wrong that you cannot forgetti

Jake: I burned my pizza again
Me: Rest in spaghetti!
Jake: Never forgetti...

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Sleprivation

An amalgamation of the words sleep deprivation

Person 1: I'm going to stay up all night watching anime

Person 2: You're gonna get mad sleprivation after that

Waveology

Teachings in the sacred art of the Wave™.

This covers basics such as:

Reaching and maintaining the lit point,

The best techniques for shotgunning a beer,

The most suited alcohol type dependant on mood and occasion, etc.

A master of Waveology will always have a good time no matter the motive

Minion Mentality

The state of mind of a henchmen/goon/minion etc where no matter what will believe they can win the fight. Leagues of comrades have fallen but no, they individually think they built different.

Batman's taken down every single person in the building but Phil. However Phil doesn't surrender he's got that minion mentality

Vegetefruits

The sub-class of botanical fruit that's often served as/or with vegetables. A simple definition would be a non-dessert type botanical fruit that one can put in a traditional salad.

Examples of vegetefruits are cucumber, corn, bell peppers and tomatoes

lit point

The point in which a person or persons is the perfect level of drunk and any more alcohol would upset the balance.

Naah mate I can't have any more tequila I've hit the lit point