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The slobering of female lips upon the male genitalia. See also blowjob and oral sex, but those words aint as great.
The current meatsuck record holder is the ALMIGHTY RONALDINO with a flabergasting 4 times in about like 2 hours.
This amazing 2:1 ratio of meatsucks to hours has yet to be topped by even the most luxurious of niggers and playa haters.
For more information send me $5 and i'll fill you in on how it works.
Ya boy: "Yo did you get that meatsuck last night?"
The boss: "Bitch why you even asking me that question you know im the meatsuck record holder of USA, got that gold medal muthafucker."
Ya boy: "My apologies for offending your greatness"
The boss: Damn straight.
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That wonderful piece of paper your employer gives you sometime during January that lets you know how much the government raped you that year.
I got my W-2 this week, wow is my ass sore.
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Super bowl between the Arizona Cardinals and the Pittsburgh Steelers.
The Steelers won 27-23, with a touchdown pass to MVP Santonio Holmes with only 35 seconds left in the game.
The Steelers played the hardest schedule in the league and had many injuries, but over came most of these to get to the Super Bowl.
The Cardinals were a surprise and Kurt Warner despite being older than the pyramids was able to lead his team all year.
The game seemed all Pittsburgh until mid 4th quarter when Arizona got crazy and Larry Fitzgerald got a bunch of catches. But Large Benjamin Roethlisberger was able to put together a winning drive.
Did you watch Super Bowl XLIII Last night?
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When you are using a messenger application, and you're typing something. You see your friend start to type and out of politeness erase your comment to allow him to continue.
He then does the same when he sees you typing, and you're stuck in a game of Messenger Chicken.
It's best resolved by just typing an lol or smiley face.
I was talkin to Jenny last night but we got held up for like 3 minutes playing Messenger Chicken.
When a person finds every young girl to be at least 18, regardless of the obvious, they are said to be wearing their Legal Goggles.
Often used to justify potential actions with said jailbait.
Matt: Dude why is Mike hitting on my little sister... Shes in middle school...
John: Shit I think he has his legal goggles on, he probably thinks shes 18. I´ll take care of it.
The feeling you get after changing a US dollar.
I went to Canada and got Exchange Raped. I changed $100 and got less back.. And everything there was twice as expensive.
If you go to Europe, prepare for a rough dry exchange raping.
The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.
Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.
My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.
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