ywiw

short for "you want it when?"
Only ever really used online in abbreviated form

expresses disbelief at an unreasonable deadline

X: 'i want homework in for tomorrow'
Y: 'YWIW?'

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fe

short for 'fair enough'

X: Are we all contributing a fiver?
y: yeah, fe.

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shizzle me timbers

Variation of shiver me timbers, the pirate phrase meaning "shake my bones." An expression of mild shock. The kind of thing you'd say if your dad stood on the table in the middle of your local Chinese restaurant and whipped out his tackle.

Person A: "I'VE WON THE LOTTERY!!"
Person B: "Shizzle me timbers, really?"

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