Buddle

When your pet cat turns it’s hind-side towards you, raises it’s tail and nestles it’s b-hole upon you in the purest display of affection known to the species. Prime target areas include the lap, hands, crotch and face.

I woke up yesterday to the most intense Tina face buddle... and then I got pinkeye.

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Mansplunking

When one male friend aides another by providing a prostate exam without the inconvenience of a trip to the doctor's office, health insurance, proper sanitation or any reasonable qualifications other than willingness and maybe a glove.

I heard they were looking for volunteers for the free Mansplunking clinic at the fest next summer and I just got my certification from WebMD last night!

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