Dogbird

The opposite of a catfish.

"I've been talking to a hottie on the internet."

"Bro, make sure it's not a catfish!"
"Nah bruh, he's a dogbird! I facetimed him and everything."

Zebra Bear

A bear with grey strips in their hair/facial hair

"I didn't just do a bear last night, I did a Zebra bear!"

Zebra Daddy

A daddy with patches of grey hair.

Bro 1 - "Bro, this guy I hooked up with had patches of grey hair in his beard, he was sooo hot"

Bro 2 - "Damn, you get yourself some Zebra Daddy?"