Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.

Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

Banana knighting

Cumming on a girls right shoulder and then left shoulder whilst singing the national anthem.

Mate, pulled an absolute blinder lastnight. Got involved with a bit o banana knighting with two birds. Forgot the words to the national anthem though. Cheeky.