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A person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.
"Look at the townies over there."
"Nah, they're wannabe townies."
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The most uplifting message ever written in a song by Mr. Kelly Jones of Stereophonics.
'Maybe tomorrow/ I'll find my way home'
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The direct opposite of rocks my socks.
'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'
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A large, round, mammal-like creature, known for his strange dancing and general attitude to life. How wonderful. Woodland Bear lives near the Ashdown Forest, close to his cousin Winnie. Also known as Woodland, WoodyB and Wooders.
Woodland Bear, Woodland Bear,
Is he here?
No, he's there.
Woodland Bear.
A phrase used by hillbillies on American talk shows like Ricki Lake. It literally translates from hillbillie to 'I admit I'm not as smart/sexy/sure about my gender as you, but please, try not to draw attention to it.'
Ricki Lake: Now we have Mary-Ellen-Susie, who says that it's okay to take her daughter partying, because her daughter is too fat to get laid!"
(Mary-Ellen-Susie wobbles out, and the crowd boo.)
Mary-Ellen-Susie: DON'T HATE, DON'T HATE!
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Angry, mad, frustrated and so forth. It has so many meanings I can't be arsed with them all.
'Why are you so squinky at me, Stan?'
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The Tree Fairy, also known as the Winter Fairy, brings on the season of winter. The Tree Fairy flys around the world at night, over several weeks late in the year, injecting trees with a special poison. This poison, 'Trisphinxius X' causes, over a short amount of time, the falling off of the tree's leaves. The Tree Fairy works late in the year only, a she takes trips to Bermuda every summer. Legend has it that once upon a time a Norwegian Pine saved the Tree Fairy's life, and as a payment, she has never injected an 'evergreen' since. Hallelujah.
'I am the tree fairy, and I bring you cold, ugly trees!'
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