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An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.
Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.
"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."
"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
The act of of creating loud and obnoxious sex like noises to battle awkward loud roommate sex.
Sarah was so loud last night that I had to use headphones. The ass slaps were bad, but the squealing erupted into a game of battlegasms.
The moment while watching a film, tv show, or play when you realize they cast the same person for every role.
Most of Eddie Murphy or Tyler Perry's movies. D-ron in Miracle on 34th street.
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