Shit out of Luck

(1) The word speaks for itself. Get used to it. You're shit out of Luck.

*A man walks into a convenience store in the middle of nowhere, drenched in sweat*

Man: Help! My car just broke down 6 miles away. Can you....

*Clerk interrupts*

Clerk: You're shit out of Luck. I'm just closing.

Man: HEY! Fuck you! Help me, you bastard!

Clerk: Fuck off, I'm going home.

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Ball Buster

A person who milks your nuts dry after having sex.

Billy, your mother is one hell of a ball buster.

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