Aweful

Full of awe.

"aw man that persons aweful!" "hey what the FUck theyre great" "no i mea-"

Dick Spurt

An occurrence where the over all size of a dick increases quickly and suddenly in a short period of time (no, not a boner!)

Girl1- Last time I saw it, Johnny’s dick was so small!
Girl2- He must’ve had a dick spurt, because when it was huge last night!