Festival Lung

Festival Lung is a common name for any lung condition that develops from an atmosphere in which the inhaling of dust, allergens and second-hand smoke combines with intense heat, dehydration, fatigue, lack of sleep, poor hygiene and the act of singing or screaming along at the top of your lungs to your favorite songs repeatedly over the course of several days amidst a large, concentrated crowd of thousands of people in a music festival environment.

Whoa that lineup was amazing, but I think I need to go see a doctor on Monday for the Festival Lung I left with!

Taconomics

The act of assembling various combinations of food types and products according to how much cash one has on them, choosing from the dollar menu of budget friendly mexicana themed fast food chains (e.g. Taco Bell; Del Taco)

I was able to use my five dollars to get two different kinds of tacos and two different kinds of burritos by employing my skills in Taconomics.