Michigan State

A good university in East Lansing Michigan with lots of chicks (nice). But the pricks aren't so nice and they out-number the chicks 10 to 1. They are the most unbearable fans in college sports. Many of them are wanna be drunks who puke it up after smoking a joint. Oh and you may own UM in Basketball, but the football counts the most! That's 4 in a row lost to Michigan now!

Parody of the Michigan State fight song;

Puke your beer up,
beat your girl.
Set you couch on fire!
Smoke a joint,
and tip cop cars.
It's time to riot in East Lansing!

Choke on tear gas,
go to jail.
You're gonna loose it's true.
Fight Fight Rah Team Fight,
victory for Maze and Blue!

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koolie

A term used by The Sarge to describe the anus.

My fuckin koolie hurts!

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muscab

The small circle of crusty dried mustard that forms on top of the mustard squeeze bottle after each use.

Make sure to pick of the muscab before you put mustard on my hot dog.

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gyrate

What OG does when he gets killed in video games.

OG, if you don't stop gyrating, I'm gonna write you up.

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Jiggered

To be really drunk and acting like a dumb ass.

The guy is so jiggerd.
I was so jiggered I ran around the bar with my pants off.

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Glauser

noun. one who is amazing at frisbee and at life in general

verb. the act of playing ultimate frisbee at an incredibly high skill level

noun: i wish i could be like glauser

verb: woah!! that dude can glauser!

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burger

Nipples / The cherries on the chebs.

What an impressive pair of burgers!

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