The celebration of the month of craptober
I can't wait to have some crap beer and crap pretzels at this year's craptoberfest
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When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.
Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here
Hey Diana, wanna go down and see the big Christmas craptacular?
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When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.
Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone
The inner sanctum of crap
Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.
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To expel fecal material, resembling the shape of a log.
"Before we leave, I'm going to hit the can and log out."
25π 9π
The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions
Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous
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