fartmosphere

A collection of farticles released into an area upon flatulating.

I totally just walked into your fartmosphere.

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Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

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